1.07.2009

FREE lemormint bath salts


yesterdays creative endeavor involved making my own bath salts. rather than pay a bunch of money for bath soak laced with artificial color and fragrance i have concocted a cheaper all natural version. bean's lemormint bath salts are made with epsom salts, sea salt, sodium bicarbonate (that's what we in the industry call baking soda) and 17 herbs and spices. not really. i used a secret blend of organic essential oils to for scent and saved the herbs and spices for the chili cook off.

i road tested the goods and will never pay for store bought bath salts again. the lemony/pepperminty water was soft and soothing like a purring kitten yet invigorating like sticking your head out the window of a moving car into the rain. so unless you can get your cat in the tub i recommend e-mailing me [tinakirsten@gmail.com] immediately with your address for your own sack of chronic white powder that i cooked up in grandma's kitchen in northeast portland. it will be free as long you agree to go out into the world and commit one minor sprightly transgression while shouting "
i was saved by bean's lemormint bath salts."

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